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This iz where you learn more about me, Mojoe.

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This is I, Mojoe. Not, in anyway, related to that evil bastard who tries to kill those cute PPG's. |
Basics
Full Name: Joseph Tyler White Nickname(s)/Alias(es): Mojoe, Tojo,
Jobi-Wan Kenobi, Jocephus, Freek Nazty, Rabbit Chaser, Baerkahn, Baiin Gath...
Screen name(s): Mojoe450 Age: 20
Grade: I graduated...IN THE YEAR 2004! GPA: Yeah, it probably sucks. Birthday: July
5, 1986 Zodiac sign: Cancer Where you were born: Austell, GA
Location Now: Lindale, GA Height: 6' Hair Color: Black w/DARK Brown roots Are
you going to college: I really don't know. Eye Color: "Irresistible" Blue Sibling(s): Jordan,
19; Whitney, 15 Parents names: Timothy & Melani Hobbie(s): Playin' the
drums/bass/PS2, watchin' movies, & reading comic books.
Love
Crush: Lacey Ward...It's been that way for a long time. Girlfriend: Nope. If
you could go out with anyone in the world, who would it be: Uh...Lacey.
Who was your first crush: I have no fuckin'
clue. What do you first notice about the opposite sex: Their eyes, eye color. Also, their
mannerisms. What do you look for in a girl: A sense of humor, beautiful eyes, & nice legs. How
romantic are you? [1-10]: Somewhere between 64 & 103. Most romantic thing that happened to you: When [some
girl] told me that all she needed was my kiss...

Past
If you could go back in time,
where would you go: I would go back to the 70's, & watch George Lucas create the masterpiece known as "STAR WARS"! Thing
that you regretted doing after you had done it: Leaving my band, friends, & Lacey...Leaving TX. Memory
you would like to forget: I don't know...Probably sometime in MS. What'd you do yesterday: 12/09/2006 - Woke up late, went
to the trailor, put in applications in Canton... Last person you talked to on the phone: My pops. Last
thing you said: I was singing along with Lajon from Sevendust. "Reconnect" Last song you listened
to: "My Curse" by Killswitch Engage

Future
Dream Occupation: I'd like to play drums professionally. Marriage: I'd love to get married. Kid(s): Two...But,
who knows. Maybe my wife & I will have a whole litter! Future son's name: Kornelius Alexander
White Future daughter's name: Dezrai Talia White Honeymoon: I
think Italy would be bitchin'. Where will you live: Anywhere's possible.
What are you doing tomorrow: 12/11/2006 - Wishing I had a fucking job.

Friends
Friends: www.myspace.com/Mojoe450
Go look at my friend's list.
Funniest: Either Blaxican or Jerry. Loudest: I think that would have to be Hungry.
Craziest: Once again...Either Jerry
or Blaxican. Skinniest: Malibu Best at keeping secrets: Jerry Gayest: Steve-O
(No, but seriously...I'm just kiddin' Steve! 'Or am I?!) Sweetest: Bree Hottest: (Insert
your name here.) _________________ Weirdest: Brian Most hyper: Well,
I'm the most hyper of my friends. Fattest: Either Hungry or Chuck...lol Most
annoying: Brian. "Blondest": Jerry

Beliefs
Do you believe in angels: Yes. Aliens:
They're out there somewhere... Heaven & Hell: Yes. Love
at first sight: Yeah. Although, it hasn't happened to me. Yourself: Most of the
time...

Have You Ever
Been on a plane: Yes, & I love it. Cried
in public: Yes... Climbed a tree: Yes, & I jumped out of it, too. Fell
asleep in a Movie Theater: Once... "Any Given Sunday" Kissed a girl: Yep. And I
will continue to do it till I die. Met a celebrity: I've met many, many bands. Met
the president: No, & I don't care to, either. Been scared to get a shot: 'When I was little. I
could get tattoo after tattoo, now. Gotten a cavity: Lots, it looks like I ate a cement cookie. Shopped
at Abercrombie & Fitch: Once or twice...It won't happen again. Had an
online relationship: Unfortunately. Made prank calls: A couple times, why? Gone
skinny dipping: No, but I want to. Skipped school: Only by telling my mom I was sick. Love
someone so much that it made you cry: ...Yep... Tried to kill someone: Only my little brother.
Plus, if you tried to kill someone, you wouldn't be here. You'd be in prison for attempted murder.
Ink Blot
Bill Clinton: Glen Quagmire.
Lollipops: Whores
showing off on the internet. Dreams: A really good one that I had this morning. I wish it
was true. Love: My dream this morning. Whipped Cream: Good
fuckin' times! South Park: World of Warcraft. Boy Bands: Emo. Guys: Me...
Girls: Plaid skirts. Death: Too
many in Iraq.
Which is Better
Dog/Cat: Well, I like cats better Blue/Purple: Blue. Chocolate/Vanilla: Vanilla. Fruit/Vegetable: Fruit...rollups. Pen/Pencil: Pen. Plumber/Trashman: Hooker. Ear/Eye: Eyes. Rich
& Sad/Poor & Happy: Why can't you have your cake & fucking eat it, too?! Right now, I'm sad & poor, so, I have neither...

Misc.
Do you sleep with a stuff animal: Not
anymore. Last time you showered: Actually, I was just about to jump in. If
you were a crayon, what color would you be: White. How many buddies do you have on your buddy list: I
don't use IM'ers. Do you like this survey: It's all good, homie-g-skillet! What
are the last 4 digits of your phone number: 7538. One pillow or two, cotton or feather: Two,
memory foam. Last CD you got: Well, the last CD I got was "Hate Crew Deathroll" by Children of Bodom.
The last CD I bought was "O'God the Aftermath" by Norma Jean. How long are you in the shower: 10,
maybe 15 minutes. How do you eat a Reese's Peanut Buttercup: I pretend I'm in early 1800's
Transylvania on a dark night in an alley & the Buttercup is a red-headed chick, & my name is Count Chocula. Feelings
on abortion: If you feel can't support the lil'skeetling or you just stright-up don't wanna bring a child into this
world, go for it. It would prevent scarred teenagers from committing suicide because mommy or daddy told them they
were a mistake. Is Tupac alive: Nah...Dat nigga'z ded az'a muh'fukah'!. What does your screen name mean: My nickname
is Mojoe & I have a fasination/obsession with the number 450. Who do you most admire: My mother. Right,
Left, or Ambidextrous: I'm right-handed. What is on your mouse pad: A mouse. What
is under your bed: Hangers, fuzz-balls, shoes, etc. How many licks does it take to get to the center
of a TootsiePop: About 144 continuous licks...Or something like that.
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